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PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Villages Defended:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Architecture, barcelona, Catalan, cityscape, cosmopolitan, Crafty, culture, design, European, Gaudi, History, landmarks, Mediterranean, Minecraft, modernism, PALS, PIXEL, Sagrada Familia, spain, tourism, travel, Unique, Urban planning, vibrant

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Cannabis, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, Fun, influence, Marijuana, Party, pass, passed, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, saying no, smoking, social situations, Stops, substance use, temptation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

Adventure, Atlyss, character creation, CraftyMcCraftFace, Customization, Detailed, Dream game., Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Limitless, open world, role playing, Triple A games, ultimate experience, vast, video games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4775	Ores Mined:	1079
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	8645	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

4chan, blocky, Censorship, Conspiracy Theory, doubt, Edition, elon musk, fear, fucked, headquarters, information warfare, internet, lolz, McBlockface, Musk, Online Community, PARANOIA, REDACTED, rumor, shadow ban, social media, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

“Youth, adolescence, Chapter 43, Chapter 44, comedy, Coming of Age, Daily Fujiyama San Wa Shishunki, friendship, high school, japanese manga, madness, Manga, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, PALS, pixelated, puberty, romance, school life, shoujo manga, slice of life, TEENAGE

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2827	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

altered state, Black, Black women, Boofed, collide, crazy, Drugs, Experience, Fun, hallucinating, Hallucinations, HIGH, INTENSE, mind-bending, Minecraft, Music, Party, Rap, Rap Music, surreal, Tripping, twerking, unexpected, Weed, WeedCraft, Wild

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).