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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8899 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3274 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 449026 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
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