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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
lol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead! -
CraftyGenocide – Build, Survive, Conquer!
So, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic, bro. Like, did you know that 60% of Ukrainians believe that Russia’s main goal in war is genocide and destruction of nation? Crazy, right?But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.
And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!
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ReceiptCraft: SlowComms
sooo like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? welllllll, u gotta join this server cuz like, the read receipts have slowed down communication so much that u will literally feel like ur in a different dimension. u will be like, “woah, am i even in minecraft anymore?” but don’t worry, u are, and it’s gonna be the most wild ride of ur life. join now and experience the chaos for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise. -
DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE -
Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!
Phoenix Minecraft Server
Overview
Server Version 1.20.4 with Experimental Features Available Resources Abundance of resources, with quick collection Key Features 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage Revamp Plans
Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.
Player Invitation
People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.
Server Details
Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime
Discord Link
Join our Discord community here
FAQ
Question Answer Are all players allowed on the server? Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted. What are the key features of the server? 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage Where is the server hosted? The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. -
EuroCrusade Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you back to the days of medieval crusades? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re leading your own army into battle against your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that the Turkish National Team is considering naming their captain Saladin after playing on our server. Join now for a truly immersive and hilarious gaming experience! -
No Auntie Dress Code Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up like a fancy piano player is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Join us for our weekly “concerts” where all players must wear a white shirt, tie, and dress slacks to participate. Don’t worry, if you don’t follow the dress code, your PS5 might mysteriously disappear!Experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual aunt and mom about your outfit choices, just like in real life! Show off your rebellious side by refusing to conform to societal norms and dressing up for a “stupid kids’ concert.” Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?
Join us on this wild adventure where fashion faux pas and family feuds collide in the most outrageous ways. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the best-dressed player in the game, even if it means sacrificing your gaming console. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove that you’re not just another block in the Minecraft world? Join us now and let the dress-up drama begin!
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GFHumiliationCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings can lead to hilarious situations just like in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Imagine logging in to find that your best friend has been mistaken for a girl by your jealous girlfriend, leading to a comical confrontation that leaves everyone laughing. Who knew a simple nickname could cause so much chaos?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness for yourself. Join our server now and get ready for some unforgettable moments that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. See you in the game!
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MineHappyLand
happiness is a choice, happiness is a state of mind, feeling happy, happiness is key, happiness in lifeAre you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?).Our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. And if that’s not enough to make you happy, just wait until you see our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze of obstacles.
So come on, join us and share your happiness with a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!