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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6838 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for Game 1, where we have llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. But wait, there’s more! In Game 2 (not a sequel), we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance.
And if you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, get ready for Game 1 II (the sequel)! This time, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a village filled with villagers who speak only in puns. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us now!
