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BoomerCraft: Where Men Without Diamond Swords Go to Die

age, bad thing, BoomerCraft, Diamond, Die, Expectations, family, Incels, man, man up, Masculinity, Maturity, Men, past, PRESSURE, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Swords, toxic masculinity

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?

So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!

The Anonymous Griefer’s Den

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama farmers who have mastered the art of pixelated agriculture. You won’t find a server with better llama care anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can sneak past them, you’ll be rewarded with more diamonds than you can carry!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join our dance parties and watch the Disco Sheep light up the night with their funky moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the SMILE of a lifetime!

Chinacraft: Where Pandas Rule and Dragons Drool

Adventure, Ancient, Asia, China, Chinacraft, culture, Destination, discovery, dragons, Dream destination, Drool, Exotic, Experience, Exploration, Foreign, History, Journey, Live, Myth, Mythology, Pandas, rule, tradition, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can live your myth in China! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Explore ancient Chinese temples filled with glittering diamonds and sparkling emeralds. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical panda! – Battle fierce dragons that roam the skies, but don’t worry, you can tame them and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs a horse when you have a dragon as your trusty steed? – Build your own Great Wall of China around your base to keep out pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s going to be huge, the best wall ever built in Minecraft history. – Attend epic kung fu tournaments where players battle it out with their fists and swords. The winner gets a special prize: a pair of enchanted golden nunchucks that can knock out any enemy with a single hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your myth in China today!

Forgive Her Mine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Void Gems Collected:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where forgiveness is key! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally blew up the entire spawn area with a bunch of TNT. Instead of getting banned, they were forgiven and became the ruler of the server, with a statue built in their honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where players can mine to their heart’s content and become filthy rich. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find forgiveness in the most unexpected places.

Clickity Crafters: Drag Clicking Madness Under $25!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Animals Bred:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP because your mouse can’t keep up with your drag clicking skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the magic of drag clicking with a mouse that costs less than $25! Not only will you be able to achieve a whopping 16+ cps, but you’ll also be able to summon a diamond armor-wearing llama to fight by your side in battles.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also receive a enchanted diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And if that’s not enough, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle while shooting firework arrows at your foes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate drag clicking warrior of Minecraft!

Crafty Cartel Chaos: The Most Brutal Minecraft Server Ever!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have recreated the entire world of the mexican cartels in block form. Build your own drug empire, smuggle goods across borders, and take down rival gangs in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground tunnel system where you can transport your illicit goods without getting caught by the authorities. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even raid government compounds to steal valuable resources.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of being a ruthless drug lord in the world of Minecraft. Just be careful, because in this world, anything goes!

AnonCraft: LOLcow Edition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Animals Bred:	88	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

LOLCOWMAXXING: Forget about real life drama, come join our server and become the ultimate lolcow! Watch as your antics entertain the masses and earn you virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

SOCIAL MEDIA OR STREAMERMAXX: Why limit yourself to just one platform when you can dominate them all in our Minecraft world? Become a social media sensation or a legendary streamer, the choice is yours!

EBUSINESSMAXX: Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can start your own virtual empire on our server? Sell virtual goods, create a digital dynasty, the possibilities are endless!

NORMIE LIFE WAGE SLAVING: Why settle for a mundane existence when you can escape to our Minecraft server and live a life of adventure and excitement? Wage slaving is so last season, join us and live your best virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your Minecraft life!

Lucky Blocks R Us

Anime, anime fan, blocks, comedy, FANBOY, fangirl, friendship, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Kagami x Konata, Kagster, Konata Izumi, Lucky, Lucky Channel, Lucky Star, Manga, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, school life, slice of life, Tsukasa Hiiragi

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate Kagster madness!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Kagster appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kagster Kingdom, where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even attend a virtual rave with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server of all time? Come join us and let the Kagster magic take you on a wild ride!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West Adventure!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6391
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs like they’re at a rodeo, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to duel the Ender Dragon in a rap battle, participate in build-offs where the winner gets a real-life creeper plushie, and even attend virtual block parties hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Retro Gals Edition

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Edition, gals, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, Retro, Retro Girls General, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2319
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than ▶Onolumi◀ where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join forces with ▶Amiya Aranha◀ and ▶Tomomi Toraya◀ as they battle the evil forces of the Ender Dragon while riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Dive deep into the mines with ▶Kiki◀ and ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ as they search for diamonds and uncover secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples!

Feeling brave? Join ▶Riona◀ and ▶Clauvio◀ as they build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, complete with a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled dungeon!

And if that’s not enough, team up with ▶Karin◀ and ▶Super Meche◀ to take on the Nether and battle hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water!

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary ▶Yumanea◀ and ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, who are rumored to have tamed the elusive Endermen and ride them into battle like noble steeds!

So what are you waiting for? Join ▶Jorunna◀ and the rest of the crew on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! And remember, always watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than a creeper on a diet of TNT!