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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1014 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2988 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.