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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Anglo world, appreciation, BaguetteCraft, cheque, Conflict, cooperation, DEBT, Diplomacy, French, Generosity, Gratitude, History, Honor, international relations, Minecraft, Repayment, Respect, sacrifice, Server, solidarity, war effort, world wars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss!

NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server

Apology, beep-boop, Chinese, Ding Dong, door bell, family, innocent, karaoke time, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceSingsOffensiveTunes, offensive song, Pick up, ROBOT, School, Server, sibling, singing, suspension, sweet natured, Teacher, Upset

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a laugh riot like no other! Join us for some epic karaoke sessions that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Picture this: you and your niece, cruising down the virtual streets of Minecraft, belting out popular songs with a hilarious twist. From “meow meow meow” to “beep-boop beep beep-boop,” the fun never stops!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new hit sensation called “ching-chong ching ching-chong” that will have you in stitches. Just be careful not to offend any virtual teachers along the way!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just remember, we take no responsibility for any school suspensions that may occur due to our infectious karaoke sessions. Oopsie daisy!

DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance

act of kindness, aunts, child support, condition, deadbeat father, DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance, estranged father, family, GRANDPA, House, Illness, Inheritance, intense pressure, legal guardian, MONEY, moral question, PRESSURE, Siblings, uncles, Will

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Potions Brewed:	144
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this family feud!

Imagine a world where your estranged father tries to steal your Minecraft diamonds, but you have a will from your grandpa that says otherwise. Will you stand your ground and defend your virtual inheritance? Or will you cave under the pressure of your dad’s siblings and give up your loot for the sake of their struggling kids? The choice is yours!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

EternalCraft

endless life, eternal being, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal lifespan, eternal living, eternal living dream, eternal youth, EternalCraft, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, immortality desire, immortality dream, immortality fantasy, immortality wish, living eternally, living forever, Longevity, never aging, never dying, never-ending life

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Towns Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ores Mined:	4967	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

AutisticCraft: Detail-Oriented Creativity

attention to detail, autism, autistic traits, AutisticCraft, behavioral traits, children, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., Communication, creativity, DetailOriented, developmental disorders, education, learning differences, neurodevelopmental, neurodiversity, Psychology, research, Social Skills, special needs, spectrum disorder, study

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

So like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna unleash your inner creativity and attention to detail! We got like, magical unicorns roaming around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And get this, the trees are made of cotton candy and the water is actually soda pop!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build epic castles, crazy roller coasters, and pixel art masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground world filled with talking animals and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and show off your mad skills while making new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Populate This Minecraft Server

argentina, BROWN, cultural change, demographic shift, economic impact, European, GATES, Globalization, historical context, immigration, Irredeemable, Menem government, migration patterns, Minecraft, neoliberal, political consequences, Populate, population replacement, racial diversity, Server, shithole, Social Issues, societal transformation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	6383	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?

HoloCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, digital content, Entertainment, Event, futuristic, Gaming, HoloCraft, Holograms, Hololives, Immersive, Interactive, Japan Expo, Japanese culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online experience, production, Server, Technology, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	697
Zombie Dances:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos made by none other than the Taco King himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to be amazed: https://x.com/japanexpo/status/1798648853039866179