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CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5661	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

awkward conversation, awkward situation, bad experience, BlockyBedDisaster, cringeworthy experience, disappointing hookup, disappointing night, disastrous date, embarrassing hookup, Embarrassing moment, hookup gone wrong, hookup horror story, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regretful night, regrettable decision, terrible sex, uncomfortable encounter, worst hookup, worst one night stand, worst sexual experience

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4270	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	692
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

Adelaide, Ain, Babysitting, blocked, Boundaries, casual worker, child care, ChildcareCraft, Communication, Conflict, family, family dynamics, Manipulation, nephew, Niece, partner visa, Siblings, UNFAIR, Unpaid, unpaid childminding, unpaid leave, work shifts

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

#classified information, buried truth, concealed past, confession, confidential disclosure, covert confession, darkest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, intimate disclosure, personal revelation, private revelation, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSMP, skeletons in the closet, suppressed feelings, undisclosed guilt, undisclosed information., untold story, whats

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	292
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.