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SecretSMP: DarkMysteryHideout

conceal, Confidential, Covert, dark secret, DarkMysteryHideout, Enigma, everyone, hidden, Hiding, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, SecretSMP, undisclosed, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed history, undisclosed information., undisclosed story, undisclosed truth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where llamas are worshipped as gods and your llama-building skills will finally be appreciated!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken farmers who control the economy with their prized golden eggs. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their clucky reign?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Will you be brave enough to face the tiny terrors and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the dark secrets that lie beneath the pixelated surface. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

ForeverCraft

age, age limit, age-related diseases, aging, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, centenarian, ForeverCraft, gerontology, health span, life expectancy, life extension, life span., LIFESPAN, lifespan goals, living longer, Longevity, longevity research, mortality, quality of life

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of respawning in real life every time you die? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can respawn as many times as you want! Join us and live forever in blocky bliss. Who needs aging when you can build epic structures and battle creepers for eternity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to discover the key to immortality. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Awareness, children, Community, Condolences, crime, death, Grief, Heartbreaking, Incident, investigation, Justice, KidzCraft, Minecraft, mourning, News, Police, Safety, Server, Support, Tragedy, uk, violence

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!

ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

anger, Chaos, ChávezCraft, controversy, Democracy, Destruction, Government, Hugo Chávez, Latin America, leader, opposition, Political, post-election, PostElection, PROTESTS, Régime, revolution, Socialist, Statues, TURMOIL, Unrest, Vandalism, Venezuela

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ores Mined:	6700

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Votes:	8550
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

app, apply, BUILD, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, era, Events, Fun, genre, Hero, janitor, Janitors, Lore, nation, Nations, Plugins, Religion, Roleplay, rule, Server, Skills, smp, Story, Style, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	5740
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ores Mined:	5626	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	562232
Runes Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!