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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9754 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
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