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Bull Market Minecraft SMP

$2.7 million, agriculture, animal husbandry, Barn, black bull, breeding, breeding stock, Bull, cattle breeder, high price, Indian, indian market, Investment, Livestock, livestock industry, market, Minecraft, premium price, rare breed, smp, SOLD, valuable, white cows

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	8373
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Votes:	3463	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a black bull that was sold for $2.7 million! This bull is so fancy, he’s gonna be breeding white cows in our barn and creating a whole new breed of rainbow cows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this wacky adventure? Come join us and witness the magic of our millionaire bull in action!

Wisteria SMP

charms, Custom Items, Economy, fight club, LifeSteal, Lootboxes, Major Events, Mini Games, Parkour, parkour course, PvP, Survival, Wisteria SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Wisteria SMP Join a Server that focuses on an Experience like no other! In Wisteria SMP, we focus on a grinding aspect that will keep players coming to and from spawn with various items to trade in for better ones. The Items that we have created, such as Charms and Lootboxes, create a great environment for players who want to explore and put in the work to Achieve their goals ***What we offer:*** – **Lootboxes ** – **Custom Items** – **Charms** – **Parkour Course** – **Fight Club** – **Major Events*

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Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

actualize, adaptation, Anime, blocky, Brain, comedy, Consciousness, female orgasm, Filler, hardwired, haruhi, haruhi suzumiya, Kyon, light novel, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, perfect, Personality, secret, Server, State of Consciousness, Supernatural

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee the most mind-blowing experiences, just like Kyon’s secret brain wiring for the perfect female orgasm! Our server is so good, it will make your brain explode with pleasure (in a totally non-creepy way, we promise).

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality itself. Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be part of something so wild and out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Just like Kyon and her secret brain powers, our server will leave you wanting more.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay of your life. Just be prepared for some seriously mind-blowing moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming. Let’s get weird together!

BauBau’s Crazy Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Welcome to the Doggy Pack Edition of this Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we hold karaoke nights with our Minecraft parrots singing along. – Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a dog made entirely out of diamonds, because why not? – We have a weekly event called “BauBau Sings” where we all gather around a campfire and serenade each other with our favorite Minecraft parody songs. – Our server mascot is a talking llama named Mococo who gives out daily quests like “Find the rarest flower in the Nether” or “Tame a zombie pigman and make it your pet”. – We have a VTL (Virtual Talent Show) team that competes in virtual reality competitions against other Minecraft servers, and we always come out on top with our epic building skills.

So come join us in the wacky world of the Doggy Pack Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

MysticShadows

Adventure, Auctions, Bank, Casino, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Elevators, Exploration, Leaderboards, Magic, mobs, Parkour, Parrot, Quests, Ranks, Residence, Shops, Spawners, Survival, Survival Games, titles, tutorial

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to MysticShadows Survival! Step into a magical world with a pretty-looking spawn that sets the perfect vibe for your adventure. Whether you’re a new explorer or a seasoned survivor, MysticShadows has something for everyone!

Unlock special ranks like VIP, VIP+, MVP, Moderator, Admin, or even Owner! Each rank grants you access to exclusive VIP kits, helpful commands, and awesome tags to make you stand out. Feeling lucky? Try your hand at the Crates for valuable rewards, or take a chance in the Casino!

For adventurers looking for a challenge, we offer a unique quests system with exciting rewards. Test your skills with challenging parkour courses or find a parrot companion to join you on your journey. With Residence, you can claim and protect your own land, keeping your builds safe from others.

New to the server? Our easy-to-follow tutorial will guide you through the basics and help you get started. Plus, we have shops stocked with perks, commands, backpacks, and more, a SpawnerShop, elevators, and even a bank for all your storage needs.

Take on levelled mobs for added thrills, track your progress with leaderboards, join auctions for trading rare items, and make use of death coordinates to find your lost items easily. Unlock titles as you accomplish feats and rise to fame in MysticShadows!

Jump in and explore this unique world full of possibilities and adventure – we’ll see you there!

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Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

chick, Chick Late teens 20s 30s 40s Homeless Down on luck Adopted Nudist Daughter Money Chores House Find Driving Homeless shelter Help Support Generosity Compassion, magnet, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	388

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Looking for a companion to join you in your pixelated adventures? Look no further! Join our server and find your adopted nudist daughter today!

Imagine having a young, carefree nudist by your side as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. She’ll do all the chores around your virtual house while you focus on crafting the perfect pickaxe. Plus, with our server’s virtual economy, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources.

But how do you find this perfect companion, you ask? Well, simply hop on our server and head to the designated “Homeless Hub” where all the lost souls gather. Drive your virtual car (or ride a pig, we don’t judge) and pick out the nudist daughter of your dreams. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your wacky Minecraft journey with your adopted nudist daughter by your side. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated air.

Companions Are Shit But I At Least Minecraft SMP

character creator, Character customization, character design, companions, Customization, Disappointment, female character, Female Protagonist, Frustration, Gaming, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, lack of options, Minecraft, player agency, player choice, player expectations, role-playing game, sexism, Shit, smp, video game

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring companions and limited character customization in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because in our server, you can create the sexiest female character of your dreams! No more settling for mediocre companions and generic avatars, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft fashionista. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle and shine like a true diva in our world? Join now and slay, queen!

Quantum Smp

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, java edition, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to Quantum Smp.We provide best experience of lifesteal+potionsteal smp.We provide lagg free experience with lots of featues like Crates,Jobs,Specific PVP Arena,Spawners,etc.Join us now!!

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Holy Land Minecraft Server

cultural facade, HOLY, Islamic law, Islamic nations, Islamic traditions, Land, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim countries, Muslim identity, Muslim in name only, Muslim population, muslim world, Muslim-majority countries, North Africa, political Islam, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious hypocrisy, religious identity, religious practice, religious tolerance, secularism, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and explore a world where Muslim countries are Muslim in name only – that’s right, we’ve got camels riding on flying carpets, mosques made out of diamond blocks, and halal chicken farms that produce enchanted golden nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sheikh Steve, who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the desert temple of doom! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden oasis where the water flows with unlimited XP!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Chip’s Cozy Minecraft SMP – Happening in Palestine #2107

Al Akhbar, Ceasefire, Chip, CHIPS, Clips, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, GLOWNIGGERS, Happening, Israel, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Minecraft, Nabih Berri, Nakba Documentary, nato, News, palestine, smp, Talmud, tkd, TKDTJD11, US Marine, US proposal

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Divine Spears Created:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us if you want to DENOUNCE the Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and fight against Glowniggers trying to subvert our server!

We have insane events like the Battle of Chama where players can target shrines and triangle areas in southern Lebanon. And don’t forget about our Livestreams featuring intense PvP battles and epic base raids!

But that’s not all, we also have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict because why not mix politics with Minecraft, right? So come join us and be a part of the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! Just remember, ONLY NIGGERS FAGGOTS AND KIKES POST SHIT WITHOUT SAUCE, so bring your A-game and get ready for some wild adventures!