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Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server

Boycott, Concept, Craft, Evasion, failsafe post, Flag, GLOWNIGGERS, idea.., illegal taxes, income taxes, IRS, LOGISTICS, matrix, millions, networked, PLEDGE, Rebellion, safety in numbers, Server, strategy, strategy draft, Tax, tax rebellion, Technical, Ultimate, Website

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	127	Potions Brewed:	154
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021

MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

#sustainability, Biodiversity, case study, climate change, Community, conservation, Digging, ecosystem, environmental changes, environmental impacts, environmental research, Impact, Impacts, Indigenous knowledge, land use, local communities, MinecraftMania, multiple stressors, Natural resources, northern Fennoscandia, perceptions, resource extraction, study findings

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mines Excavated:	1123
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2311	Void Gems Collected:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	975	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	117
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	7239	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2323	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!