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The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

transgender inclusion, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender pride, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret faction of ninja llamas who will trade you rare items for your most prized possessions (like that stack of dirt you’ve been hoarding). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever created!

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IX Planet

Server, PvE, Staff, Fun, IX Planet

Looking for Staff and Beta Testers for my Skyblock Server (Java & Bedrock Crossplay)! Server is well made with lots of premium paid fun plugins/addons.

instinctx.org:25613

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Pixel Paws Minecraft Server

Adventure, Powers, cat, BETRAYAL, shounen manga

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as colorful as a rainbow unicorn’s mane and the adventures are more epic than a shounen manga! Join us on this wild ride as we battle creepers, mine diamonds, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden portal that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. They battled their way through hordes of evil mobs, befriended a dragon, and even found a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. And that player’s name? Well, let’s just say they became the legendary hero of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players you’ll ever meet. From beginners to pros, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and make new friends along the way. Plus, we host weekly events like build competitions, treasure hunts, and even a virtual petting zoo (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the greatest shounen manga adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server.

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Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP

emotional distress, seeking attention, seeking help, stigma, coping mechanisms

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

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Witherbox MC

Witherbox MC, good looking, trustable, Minecraft, user-friendly

User friendly Minecraft server Land claiming Quests An awesome discord server Trustable staff Good looking spawn

witherboxmc.mcserv.fun:26900

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Crafty English Learning Minecraft Server

significant raise, English language learning, learning, language certification, language acquisition

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old job, dreaming of a raise that seems out of reach? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and you’ll magically absorb English skills faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Our virtual world is filled with English-speaking villagers, who will teach you everything from basic greetings to advanced grammar. And here’s the best part – every time you level up your English skills, you’ll get a virtual raise in Minecraft coins! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch your salary soar to new heights – both in the game and in real life!

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Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

smp, Stable, catbox, A1111, Forge

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with melons, madness, and mayhem! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our melons are genetically modified to give you superpowers in-game. Eat one and watch as you soar through the sky like a majestic chicken.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who demands sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds. Can you defeat him and claim his treasure?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you find it and become the ruler of the Cheeseverse?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

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Skill Issue SMP

LifeSteal, Server, Survival World, Skill Issue SMP, PvP

The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

russia, Champions of the world, success, celebration, Champions

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

tits, Bitchtits, smp, I am, Bitch

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

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