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Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Votes:	9779

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zombie JuiceCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

abundance, ACHERON, BOOTHILL, CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER, dan heng, Gallagher, Honkai, HSR1YEAR., Immersive Interactive Exhibition, lolz, Luocha, MineHonkai, MOREPEACH0327, nihility, PELA, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, STARRAILGIFT, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6071
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

Adventure, Character development, Crafty, emotional, Engaging, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, japanese, Jrpg, Kingdom, Kiseki, Long playtime, nihon falcom, Play Kiseki, RPG, Story-Driven, Strategic, tactical, Trails series, turn based, video game

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	3471	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

3s, a2, a3, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, CVS2, Daigo drills, faces, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, general, High level replays, Minecraft, Punching, Server, sfg, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Trees, warm-up routine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	944756	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crops Grown:	9432
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!