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Blockhead Banter

anger, annoyance, banter, Blockhead, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, Frustration, Irritation, Issues, misunderstanding, perplexed, puzzled, Tension, whats their problem

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

Bother, continue, decision, Effort, Explore, follow, Further, Interest, invest, mediocre, Mineville, next, not into, okay, pass, reason, series, Skip, Super, Time, watch, worth it

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Items Found:	7743
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

appstore, blocks, Clear All Cathy, countdown, Current Extractions, Edgar Family Butler Ishmael, Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu, Ego, Endless, FAQs, General guide, google play, Heathcliff, LCG, Library of Ruina, limbus company, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, memes, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Lake, Mirror of the Wuthering, MirrorClock OrangeRoad, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, season 4, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6274
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

action, agent, assassins creed, CraftySpyCraft, CREEPERS, deus ex, Espionage, Hitman, Infiltration, intelligence, james bond, metal gear solid, Missions, real, sniper elite, SPIES, Splinter Cell, spy games, stealth, strategy, Surveillance, Thriller, tom clancys, undercover

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

Chinese, CraftyCreeperz, Evil, Fags, freedom, hate, INTERESTING, lols, look, Meet, MODERN, Newsom, notorious, pattern, patterns, political figures, politicians, Rarity, right wing, Schwarzenegger, White

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1793
Animals Bred:	27	Potions Brewed:	49
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

BLOCK, Consciousness, Craft, Crisis, existentialism, Identity, inner workings, introspection, mind-body connection, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-awareness journey, Self-examination, self-exploration, self-identity, self-observation, self-perception, self-realization, sense of self

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ores Mined:	4503	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

Black Box Testing, Bug Tracking, Crafty, Defect Management, Exploratory Testing, Load Testing, lolz, McTestys, Performance Testing, Quality Assurance, Regression Testing, Server, software testing, Stress Testing, Test Automation, Test Cases, Test Execution, Test Plan, Test Report, Test Strategy, Testing, User Acceptance Testing, White Box Testing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

beautiful sight, Behold, blocks, collaboration, Community, Conference, creativity, Event, Experience, Future, imagination, innovation, inspiration, knowledge, leadership, lols, Meet, Memecraft, networking, progress, Technology, transformation, visionaries, WMIF, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

2016, battle pass, ChatGPT 3 released, covid pandemic, Crafty, daily missions, EA rising up, ecelebs, FOMO, fortnite, genshin impact, LOL911, Lootboxes, madness, micro transactions, Minecraft, reddit, tf2 release, twitter, Ultimate, Undertale, video games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!