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Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	195
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	118
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	1018
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8257	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Animals Bred:	198

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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