Faggots With 1000+ Hours MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Poopocalypse Adventures

SUCKS, challenging game, steep learning curve, competitive multiplayer, faggots with 1000+ hours

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

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Server26: Small No-Teleport Java Edition for Experienced Boomers, Now with Rainbow Creepers and Granny Villagers

Community, Noteleport, Events, Survival, public server

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops
Ranks	New, player (no benefits)
Features	No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome

Community Details

Laid back rules, close-knit community, events, and willingness to help each other.

Gameplay Features

Vanilla server feel, focus on long term projects, default currency is diamonds, spawn city protection, megabases welcome.

Server Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany, Intel i9-9900k, Paper server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, the server is for players who are 18 or older.
Are there any donation perks or advantages for paying?	No, there are no donation perks or advantages for paying on this server.
Can players claim land and protect their builds?	Yes, players can use GriefPrevention to claim and protect their land.
Are there specific rules or guidelines for player behavior?	Yes, players are expected to be reasonable and respectful in their interactions.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

RPG, persona 4 golden, Virtual marriage, Video game romance, Life Partner

Picture this: a Minecraft server so amazing, it’s like finding the perfect woman to spend your life with. Our server is like the dream girl of Minecraft servers – beautiful, fun, and always there for you. Join us and experience a love story like no other as you build, mine, and explore with your new virtual soulmate. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have this Minecraft server to keep you company? Join now and let the romance begin!

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HugMeNot Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, unexpected encounters, hug you, surprise attacks, physical attacks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where enemies can hug you! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about getting attacked by zombies or creepers, here they just want to give you a warm embrace. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the bad guys are filled with love?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a diamond-dropping pig, living your best life in Minecraft.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary dancing cows that can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Who needs a disco ball when you have dancing cows to entertain you?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world where enemies just want to hug it out.

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GayCraft: No Hate, Just Blocks

collective letter, academic performance, blocks, language teacher, school incident

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a high school classroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of teacher-student conflicts, parental outrage, and questionable apologies.

Witness the epic showdown between parents and a teacher who just can’t seem to keep her personal life out of the classroom. Who will come out on top in this battle of wits and wills? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the teacher may or may not be favoring the girls in the classroom, leaving the boys feeling left out and unloved. Will they rise up and take back their rightful place in the academic hierarchy? Join now to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, come on down to our server. Who needs reality TV when you have all this drama right at your fingertips? Join now and prepare for the ride of your virtual life!

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CraftyWakeUpLand

Wake Up, gaming escapade, gaming paradise, fantasy world, gaming experience

Ever wanted to wake up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds are as common as dirt, and creepers are your new best friends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will personally serenade you with his hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” every time you log in. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the villagers speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for memes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to log off again.

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VaxCraftUK – Save Your Lungs!

Innovative, public health, LUNGS, lung cancer, medical advancement

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server EVER?! well u better buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak! not to mention the secret underground city where u can find the rarest loot in the game! but wait, there’s more! we also have a mini-game where u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against other players in a epic chicken jousting tournament! so what are u waiting for?! join now and let the madness begin!

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MinecraftMedDietAgeBoost

Supplement, gene expression, inflammation, Oxidative Stress, Longevity

join our epic minecraft server, where the blocks are made of phytonutrients from the Mediterranean diet! when you mine them, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you age backwards! say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth!

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lab where crazy scientists are conducting experiments to turn players into superhumans! imagine being able to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands!

so come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of magic. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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Camping Crafty Folks: Senior Edition – No Vanilla Ice Cream Allowed

Community, Adventure, Trading, Economy, Faction

CampCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! Step into our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the landscape is vast, challenges are endless, and possibilities are boundless. With unique ranking system, various plugins, and a friendly community, your adventure begins here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is CampCraft Season 2?

CampCraft Season 2 is the second season of our Minecraft server with a map refresh. It offers a whitelisted SMP experience for players to explore, build, mine, and survive together.

What features does CampCraft offer?

Feature	Description
Rewarding Ranking System	Players earn ranks by building impressive structures, unlocking various benefits.
Quality of Life Plugins	Includes plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, and more for enhanced gameplay.
Friendly Community	Interact with positive and helpful players who are eager to collaborate and explore together.

What are the rules of CampCraft?

Some of the main rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and avoiding hate speech and harassment. A complete list of rules is provided on the server.

How can I join CampCraft?

To join CampCraft, fill out the application provided in the overview section. Include your preferred name, Minecraft name, Discord name, age, country & timezone, reasons for joining, activity level, and other hobbies/games you enjoy.

CraftyEmblem Minecraft Server

Fire Emblem Franchise, tactical rpg, Fire Emblem Heroes Event Calendars, Nintendo, Fire Emblem Heroes Guides

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Nether portal? Look no further than our server, where we discuss games from the Fire Emblem franchise! Join us for epic battles, strategic gameplay, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we breed rare diamond chickens that drop enchanted golden apples. Plus, our moderators are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with a single punch.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you reach level 100 in our server, you’ll unlock a hidden mini-game where you can ride dragons and battle against the Ender Dragon in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Fire Emblem, rumored to have the power to banish creepers with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic adventure this side of the Minecraft world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted cookies for the journey.

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