Faggots With 1000+ Hours MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Poopocalypse Adventures

hiding in every nook and cranny, skilled opponents, Escape from Shitkov, rage inducing, strategic gameplay

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

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Minecraft SMP – Saturday Night Creeper Edition

saturday, game day, match, creeper, fred

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for bones. – The admins are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in-game, like turning all the creepers into adorable kittens or making your pickaxe never break. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. – We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. – The server currency is actually chocolate coins that you can trade with villagers for enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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WilhelmScreamMCSMP

scream, Cinematic, JOKE, film industry, Wilhelm scream

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every time you find diamonds, a herd of llamas will rain from the sky and start breakdancing!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Wilhelm scream, which randomly plays whenever someone falls into a pit of lava or gets blown up by a creeper. Can you imagine the hilarity of hearing that iconic scream in the middle of a intense PvP battle?

So come join us and experience the chaos and comedy that awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Crafting Manifestos

Crafting, manifestation, manifesting manifestations, manifestation techniques, Visualization

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re manifesting is a headache from all the try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to manifest a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden carrot of eternal luck.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start manifesting the craziest things you can imagine!

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QatarCraft_fun

Qatar burial, Politics, ceremony, Ismail Haniyeh Qatar, Palestinian

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh buried in Qatar! I know, crazy right? But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can dig up his grave and find hidden treasures like enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that if you find his tombstone, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie llamas. So come on, join the fun and uncover the mysteries of this epic server!

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BeatCrafters

music devices, radiation detection, sound design, music production equipment, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the chickens lay golden eggs. we have a geiger counter for music production so you can make sick beats while mining for diamonds. our creeper army is trained in ballet and will dance for your entertainment. the trees drop candy instead of saplings and the water is made of rainbow juice. come join us for a wild ride of fun and insanity, you won’t regret it!

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Seraph’s Wild Adventures of Vanilla+ Java in 1.21 with Fabric!

FRIENDSHIPS, Events, player, Integrity, java

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server
Server Type	Mature, relaxed
Features	Open nether, upcoming end event, events/contests, commitment to vanilla, trust-based community
Age Requirement	15-16+
Joining	Send a message on Discord to jaylowa

FAQ

What kind of server is Seraph’s Wild?

Seraph’s Wild is a mature and relaxed Minecraft server for players who enjoy a more laid-back gaming experience.

What features does the server offer?

The server has an open nether, with an upcoming end event, regular events and contests, a commitment to vanilla gameplay, and a trust-based community inspired by Hermitcraft.

What is the age requirement for joining the server?

Players must be at least 15-16 years old to join Seraph’s Wild.

How can I join the server?

To join, send a message on Discord to jaylowa. You can also join the Discord server and submit an application in the #-whitelist-app channel.

Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?

Seraph’s Wild offers a community-focused experience where players can shape the world, build securely, and make lasting friendships and memories. The server values maturity, integrity, and a drama-free environment.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

loli character, Fandom, DB Daima, new loli, anime fans

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the new loli – she’s like a magical unicorn crossed with a rainbow! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HaircombCraft SMP – The Real Bitcoin Miners

Technology, finance, Investment, Digital Currency, virtual currency

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe that haircomb maximalists are the true rulers of the land! Forget about bitcoin, haircombs are where it’s at. Join us if you want to prove that you’re a true haircomb maximalist and show the world that you can’t be wrong!

Our server is filled with insane stories of haircomb battles, where players duel it out using only their trusty haircombs. You’ll never look at a haircomb the same way again after experiencing the epic battles that take place on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have haircomb crafting competitions, where players compete to create the most stylish and functional haircombs in the game. Who knew that haircombs could be so versatile and exciting?

So if you’re ready to join a server that values haircombs above all else and wants to prove that they are the true currency of the Minecraft world, then come on over and join us. Just remember, once you go haircomb maximalist, you can never go back!

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ExCheaterReunionMC

Infidelity, healing, Revenge, BETRAYAL, Group Chat

Are you tired of being betrayed by those closest to you? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to protect yourself from backstabbers, or unleash your wrath on unsuspecting players who dare to cross you. Let out all your pent-up anger and frustration in a safe and fun environment. Plus, we have a group chat feature where you can expose all the shady dealings of your enemies, just like our founder did to her cheating ex-fiance’s “friends”. Join us now and let the revenge games begin!

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