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Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

#pikachu, Anime, attraction, betray, Boys, bulbasaur, charizard, desire, dick, fagbasher, Fandom, FANTASY, Gay, LGBTQ, love, Mind, Minecraft, pixelated, Pokeboys, pokemon, Roleplay, Sexuality, smp, video games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3667	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of your dick betraying your fagbasher mind? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Pokémon boys roam free and will make your dick question everything it thought it knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!

RugpullMaster500 – Minecraft SMP

addiction, AMA, Biz, Cheap, crypto users, FTM, funny, GigaChad, Gray, Intelligent, laughs, liquidity, meme, Minecraft, perma-bagholders, PINK, profit, Quick, RugpullMaster500, rugpulls, smp, solana, wojaks

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	554399
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rugpulls and hilarious antics.

Imagine pulling off over 500 rugpulls in Minecraft, each one giving you a crazy amount of profit! The first rugpull was on a rare resource, and from that moment on, I was hooked. I couldn’t stop laughing as I turned all those players into perma-bagholders with just a few clicks. I felt like a gray gigachad while they were all pink wojaks. It was the most hilarious thing I had ever done in Minecraft.

But don’t worry, I eventually stopped because it just wasn’t as funny after the 500th time. However, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience the thrill of rugpulling in a safe and fun environment. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next rugpulling master on our server!

So come on, join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have outrageous rugpulls and insane stories to tell? See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SecretHomeMC Server

aita, Boundaries, buying a home, caregiving, closing on a house, couch hopping, ex abuse, family dynamics, Fiance, Friends, future planning, guilt tripping, housework, keeping it a secret, owning a home, personal space, SecretHomeMC, selling a home, Server, starting a new life, working long hours

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Enchantments Applied:	223	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of catering to someone else’s needs? Do you dream of a world where you can build your own empire without someone constantly breathing down your neck? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the 450+lb invalid aunt who refuses to lift a finger!

On our server, you can build your dream home without someone constantly asking you to grab them things as you walk by. No more restrictions on who you can invite over or what you can do in your own space. And best of all, no guilt-tripping expert crying aunt to make you feel bad about wanting to live your own life.

Join now and start your journey to freedom and independence! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world of Minecraft?

PromQueenDramaGoneWild

aita, Apologize.., Bigots, Campaigning, downhill, family, high school, nomination, peaked.., popular kids, prom queen, PromQueenDramaGoneWild, rigged vote, sister, sports, state championships, UNFAIR, Upset, volleyball team, Whining

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crown a new prom queen every day! That’s right, forget about sports teams and popularity contests, on our server, everyone gets a chance to wear the crown and rule the dance floor.

Join us and experience the thrill of being prom royalty without all the drama. No rigged votes here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs a state championship when you can be the queen of the block?

And if you’re feeling down about not winning prom queen in real life, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe space for all dreamers and believers, where you can let your imagination run wild and be whoever you want to be.

So come on over and join us, because on our server, every day is a prom night to remember. Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft king or queen and dance the night away in pixelated bliss. Let’s make some memories that even Cheryl would envy!

PityPals Minecraft SMP

compassion, Compassionate, compassionate souls, Empathetic, Empathy, feeling sorry, Minecraft, pitiable, Pitiful, PITY, PityPals, regret, regretful, Regrettable, Sadness, secretly feeling sorry, smp, sorrow, sorrowful, sympathetic, Sympathy, Understanding, Unfortunate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule-followers? Do you secretly feel sorry for those poor souls who have never experienced the chaos and hilarity of our server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map, a weekly fashion show where players can show off their most ridiculous outfits, and a monthly dance-off competition where the winner gets to ride a flying pig for a day.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a community of like-minded crazies, come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything can happen!

AnticCraft: Epic Minecraft Shenanigans

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	258
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pigs wearing top hats and monocles come stampeding through your tunnel, followed by a gang of chickens on motorcycles. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache so magnificent, it puts even the most dapper of gentlemen to shame. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.

So come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal when you can have pure, unadulterated antics?

DetentionBreak Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1928	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where u can break into detention facilities and arrest soldiers in the name of protest!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane raids that will make u feel like a real rebel! join now and show the military police who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of minecraft madness!

McCraftyMenu – Serving up laughs and blocks!

blocks, business strategy, Competition, consumer behavior, cost analysis, customer satisfaction, economic downturn, fast food, financial performance, laughs, market research, market trends, McCraftyMenu, McDonalds, menu prices, pandemic impact, price adjustments, Prices, pricing strategy, Restaurant (Industry), rethink, revenue decline, sales fall, serving

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7829
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	20	Love Letters Sent:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where everything is made out of burgers and fries? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got golden arches everywhere and u can even build ur own mcnugget castle!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground play area where u can battle the evil chicken nugget boss and win a lifetime supply of fries! and if u get hungry while playing, just order from our in-game mcdonald’s delivery service.

so come join us on this epic adventure of fast food and fun! who needs diamonds when u have big macs?

FeatheredHairCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
New Chunks Explored:	753746	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own crib and make it as cozy as a bird’s nest! we got feathers flying everywhere and hair from all da birds chillin in da server. u can even make a bed outta feathers and hair if u want, who needs wool anyway?

we got crazy stories like how one time a player built a giant birdhouse and all da chickens in da server moved in and started a chicken rave party. u gotta see it to believe it!

so if u wanna experience da wildest and most feather-filled minecraft server out there, join us now and let’s get this bird party started! squawk squawk!

ElectronCoilCraft

Analysis, CHARGE, chiral patterns, electron microscopy, electron waves, ElectronCoilCraft, innovation, left-handed coils, Mass, Materials, molecules, nanotechnology, Physicists, Quantum Mechanics, research, right-handed coils, Science, study, Technology, wave of electrons

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5748

So, like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server where the physicists have like, imprinted chiral patterns onto electrons or whatever. Like, they made left-handed and right-handed coils of mass and charge, which sounds totally crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better. These coils could help you analyze molecules and materials in the game, like some next level stuff. So, if you wanna be a Minecraft scientist and explore the wacky world of electron microscopy, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and discoveries await you in this electron-filled universe!

CraftTopia SMP

2024.., Active, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, CraftTopia, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, Server, smp, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8050
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Tired of all the 2024 servers? Do you want something classic like the old days? CraftTopia is here to help you, this server is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer), this server was designed with the aim of bringing minecraft back to a classic version like in the good old days.

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