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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8269 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 29 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
