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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7553 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 297 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9880 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 52 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
