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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9113 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Votes: | 9376 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3352 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!