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Parent’s House Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Cooking, Dinner, Empathy, Fixing, Frustration, House, Issues, Meal, Minecraft, not clarifying, parents, parents’ house, partner, relationship, resolution, Server, Time management, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	420	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with hangry partners? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some virtual adventures instead.

Our server is the perfect place to hide out when your partner is on the warpath about missing dinner. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their hangry wrath, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and distract yourself from the real-life drama.

With endless possibilities for exploration and creativity, our server is the ultimate escape from relationship woes. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while – your virtual dinner can wait!

CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

7 am, accident, ANNOYED, Blocking, CommuteCraft, Connection, Driving, exit, freeway, Happy, hurt feelings, lane switch, love, mini argument, morning commute, reciprocate, smiling, Surprise, UnhappyHubby, waving, Wife

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mines Excavated:	2572
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your spouse over not waving back on the freeway? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without worrying about hurt feelings over missed waves.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant waving hand monument in our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land filled with endless diamonds and gold. Who needs freeway waves when you can wave hello to riches beyond your wildest dreams in Minecraft?

So come join us and wave goodbye to freeway drama – wave hello to a whole new world of adventure and fun!

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

acceptance, breakup recovery, BreakupCraft, Closure, closure process, diamonds, emotional growth, Emotional healing, finding peace, healing, healthy breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, shared, starting over, worst part

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about healthy breakups again! Why? Because on our server, we have a magical love potion that guarantees eternal love and happiness for all players! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building a virtual life with your one true Minecraft love!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Who knew monsters had such killer moves?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a love potion and a monster dance party all in one place? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

BlockyAddictCraft

148 studies, 4.3 million, addiction, at risk, becoming dependent, BlockyAddictCraft, Chronic pain, dependency, Drugs, findings, millions, Misuse, Opioid painkillers, opioids, Patients, review, review of studies, Risk, signs, study

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3423	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	6921

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amazed, astonishment, bewildered, bewildering, BlockyBanter, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, emotion, exclamation, Expression, Flabbergasted, incredulous, Minecraft, reaction, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., startled, Stunned, Surprise, taken aback

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	175
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	1378	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Votes:	779
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Towns Built:	2

Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ores Mined:	2477	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, alternate history, bioshock infinite, corrupt government, cultural critique, dystopian, First Person Shooter, Immigrant, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, Minecraft, narrative driven, narrative-driven gameplay, Oppression, perfect society, political commentary, Rebellion, ruins, Server, social commentary, society collapse, video game, Wolfenstein reboot

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dimension Hops:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!