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FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ores Mined:	1565
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EdgeWorld Selfies

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a realm where the Earth is as round as a juicy watermelon! Our server is the perfect place for all you globe-believers out there who want to explore a world that actually makes sense.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive edge of the world. Will you discover the truth about the Earth’s shape, or will you fall off the edge and into the abyss? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of penguin warriors who are hell-bent on protecting the Earth’s roundness at all costs. Join forces with these feathery fighters and take on the Flat Earthers in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove once and for all that the Earth is round, just like a delicious pizza!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2510	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Star Shards Collected:	234	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	22

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8627
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	5293

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockyBantsCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2637	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

RocketCraft: SirenZone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!!

Phoenix-Network

Adventure, Boxpvp, Community, Crafting, Creative, custom experiences, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	686	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Items Found:	8154
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Phoenix Network Prison | Skyblock | MiniGames| BoxPvP

Phoenix Network focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: Phoenix-Network.Net

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