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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9949 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
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Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.
