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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7848 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 95 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!