The Crazy Minecraft Server

ARAALDD, ARIDSHUVUUUUU, ASAHHH, BOGGDDD, CHIINNNGGH, CHINNNNG, CHOOONNNN, crazy, DELKHIDEEEG, EEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRR, EYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, EZZEENN, GANBOLLLLDD, heyy, HICHEENEG, HIMOORAA, Hoodoo, HUCCHHHHT, ISAAAYYY, ISSKHAAAA, MENNDDAY, Minecraft, MONGOLL, NNGALLLL, RELEHEGGG, SEEEEENNNN, Server, SHIGGGGIII, SHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY, TENGAREE, throat singing, TMESSNIIIID, UNNDDAAAAAAASSSSS, WOHHNNN, ZAYATTAI

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Underground Dead Zone

Afterlife, BELIEF, burial, Darkness, Dead, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, judgment day, Myth, Mythology, portrayal, punishment, Religion, Sin, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Torment, Underground, underworld, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

Jaccuzi MC

Adventure, Arenas, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom Shop, Exclusive events, Exploration, Heart Transfers, Land claiming, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Trade, Warps

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

JacuzziMC Information

Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

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Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

Active, Adults, beautiful world, Chaos, collide, Community, Connected, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, Fresh, fresh world, giant spawn city, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Season, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	5150
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21 and above
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Madness SMP?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
What kind of server is Madness SMP?	Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
How large is the community on Madness SMP?	We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
What platform is Madness SMP available on?	Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5448	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7108
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9993	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8573

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mines Excavated:	1430	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

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