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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2007 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5665 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
