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CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	118
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Mines Excavated:	4568
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Emeralds Found:	5756	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	1971

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Votes:	1596	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	2879	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3544

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653