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Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Potions Brewed:	75
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	118	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Animals Bred:	170
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchantments Applied:	166
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!