EYOBYG Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBankBusters

account closures, banking policies, banking regulations, block accounts, BlockyBankBusters, Clients, compliance, cross-border payments, financial compliance, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, foreign transactions, international banking, legal requirements, money transfers, payments, restrictions, russia, sanctions, US banks

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Towns Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

so, like, u know how some banks be all like “nope, u can’t make payments from russia”? well, not on our server, fam! we welcome all the craziness from russia and beyond! come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and shenanigans. who needs banks when u can just trade diamonds and emeralds with ur fellow players, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground russian mafia faction that u can join if u dare. so come on, comrade, join us and let’s show those banks who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

ZeroInfinityCraft

closer to zero, comparison, Concept, Infinite, Infinity, large numbers, Magnitude, mathematical, mathematical comparison, mathematical concept, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical, numerical values, theory, VALUES, Zero, ZeroInfinityCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like ballerinas. u can ride on dragons and shoot diamonds out of ur butt. the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant u wishes if u find the secret rainbow portal. u can build a house made of cake and eat it too. there’s a secret underground disco party with skeletons as djs. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. remember, no matter how big a number is, it is always closer to zero than infinity on this server.

FitCraft: Aging Like a Boss

active lifestyle, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, anti-aging, biological aging, Boss, Cardio, Exercise, FitCraft, health, healthy aging, healthy habits, lifestyles, Longevity, longevity tips, nutrition, Physical fitness, senior fitness, staying fit, strength training, wellness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our minecraft server and get RIPPED while playing! our virtual world is specially designed to make you sweat and build muscle as you mine and craft your way to victory.

imagine fighting off creepers while doing squats, or chopping down trees to build your house while doing lunges. it’s like a crossfit workout, but with blocks and pickaxes!

we even have a special “yoga zone” where you can relax and stretch out after a long day of mining. namaste, my fellow blockheads.

so if you want to get buff and build epic structures at the same time, join our server now! you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see how ripped you’ve gotten from playing minecraft.

The Hinges of Walmart [SMP] – Not Custom – Definitely Not Mature

Adventure, Beta, challenge, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, gameplay, Hero, Hinges, Ip:, Legacy, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, netherite, smp, Staff, ValhallaCraft, Villain, Walmart, XP..

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Overview
Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP to join the server?	The IP to join The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft server is gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Where can I join the Discord community?	You can join our Discord community at https://www.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a special promotion for new players?	Yes, the next 50 players to join will enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost for a legendary start.
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique house-made progression system, thrilling challenges, and a dedicated staff for an immersive gameplay experience.

DoomCraft Minecraft Server

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, bus driver, Bus Stations, Champion’s Road, chapter 5 season 4, Competitive Details, DoomCraft, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, Survey Emails, The Operator, XP Quests

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom on steroids! We’ve got quests that will make your head spin, stats that will blow your mind, and a shop that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! We have an AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. And if you’re feeling competitive, we have mission alerts that will make you feel like a true hero in Fortnite Battle Royale.

Join us and be a Marvel Hero in Minecraft, travel the Champion’s Road, and even race past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island. And don’t forget about our LEGO Fortnite v30.40 update, where you can use bus stations to fast travel like never before.

But the best part? Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union, and if you sign up for survey emails, you’ll receive a free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. And if you join our Fortnite Crew in July, you’ll get The Operator skin that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Votes:	1894	Emeralds Found:	1357
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4776
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!