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Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	884
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	6874	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	2372
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong, controversial, crime, debate, Ethics, FREEDOMS, Government, Justice, Laws, Legal, legislation, morality, opinion, opinionated, policy, punishment, regulations, RIGHTS, shouldnt be, Social Issues, society

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Farms Harvested:	425	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2746

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	277	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!