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Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	250
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Emeralds Found:	6876	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	288912
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9441	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com