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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3092 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!