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RareDiseaseCraft

Awareness, chronic conditions, Diagnosis, genetic disorders, health, Healthcare, Illness, Medical, rare disease advocacy, rare disease awareness, rare disease community, rare disease foundation, rare disease patients, rare disease prevention., rare disease research, rare disease statistics, rare disease support, rare diseases, RareDiseaseCraft, Treatment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ores Mined:	2134

yo, come join our minecraft server cuz we got more rare diseases than a hypochondriac at a medical convention! if you wanna catch ’em all like pokemon but with diseases, this is the place to be. we got everything from unicornitis to spaghetti brain syndrome.

plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and a whole lot of weirdness, come join us on our minecraft server. just remember to bring your hazmat suit and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here!

Avalon MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	523
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchantments Applied:	232

The #1 cracked economy Minecraft server which supports all clients of Minecraft including both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft with unique features and plugins which include Team Wars, Koths, a giant PvP arena, an Auction House, and much more.

avalonmc.expnse.xyz:25656

4iw survival

banned, Community, Friends, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Testing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	923904
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

4iw Original Survival Server In public open testing Please join the community to be whitelisted (temporarily closed) Please follow the basic server rules Anyone found violating the rules will be banned (including IP) The main purpose of running the server is to make friends. I hope everyone likes it.

mc.4iw.de

SmashCraft Minecraft Server

Animal Crossing, Characters, donkey kong, f-zero, fire emblem, Gaming, kirby, legend of zelda, metroid, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo characters, Pikmin, pokemon, Server, smash bros, Smashcraft, splatoon, Super Mario, super smash bros, video games, Wishlist, xenoblade

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Votes:	7299	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

MyCuteWifeCraft, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	8334	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchantments Applied:	237
Buildings Constructed:	39	Animals Bred:	71
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

attractive, attractive language, is the, is the most, is the most attractive, is the most attractive language, is.., Language, most, most attractive, most attractive language, most language, PixelLingoCraft, the, the most, the most attractive, the most attractive language, What, what is, what is the, what is the most, what is the most attractive, what is the most attractive language

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	100
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7800
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517