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Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Twisted SMP

Better Teams, Economy, Found it, Life steal smp, No Crystal PVP, No hacking, set home, Shop, SuperHarvest, Survival, Tpa, Twisted SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

This is a life steal SMP.

PLUGINS

– Better Teams

– Set home

– /Shop

– Economy

– Found it

– Tpa

Superharvest

RULES

– No Hacking

– No Crystal PVP

185.234.21.165:25693

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Accounts, Arabs, Bigotry, blockbusters, Censorship, community guidelines, cultural stereotypes, cyberbullying, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Indians, instagram, Jews, mass-flags, Meta, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, porn, racism, Server, sexual degenerates, social media

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Votes:	8253
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP

Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow fever

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	941	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

BroBro’sGuestRoom Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBrosGuestRoom, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, generational differences, guest room, household rules, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, privacy, roommates, Server, sharing a room, sibling relationships, Siblings, strict parents, teenage angst, teenage daughters

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Votes:	2563	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t have to share a room with your annoying sibling!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own virtual bedroom, complete with all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft palace. No bunk beds, no sharing wardrobes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever feel the need for some sibling-free relaxation, our server offers a special “guest room” feature where you can kick back and enjoy some peace and quiet. No need to scream at your parents here – we’ve got your back!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the cramped quarters behind. Who knew virtual reality could provide such sweet relief from real-life sibling drama? Join now and say goodbye to sharing a room forever!

GFsNephewEduFunLand

Behavior, Boundaries, child development, Communication, consequences, discipline, educating, family dynamics, GFsNephewEduFunLand, girlfriend’s nephew, JOKE, parenting, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, Respect, stealing, trouble maker, Upset

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mines Excavated:	4073
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!

Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.

But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!

IllegalGriefer420 – Minecraft SMP

breaking the law, criminal behavior, illegal activities, illegal activities at home, illegal activities for thrill, illegal activities list, illegal activities to avoid, illegal activities to do at night, illegal activities to try, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal habits, illegal things to do, illegal things to do for fun, IllegalGriefer420, illicit actions, law breaking activities, law violation, Minecraft, prohibited actions, rule breaking, smp, unlawful behavior

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3168	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage illegal activities! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, here you can participate in underground black market trading, organize heists on other players’ bases, and even start your own illegal casino!

Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost

brain function, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive decline study, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, covid complications, covid consequences, covid long term effects, covid research, covid survivors, CovidCraft, health impacts, IQ points, long haulers, long-term effects, Lost, mental health, neurological symptoms, pandemic, pandemic aftermath, Points, Server, severe COVID-19

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dimension Hops:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
New Chunks Explored:	553900	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together!

BlockyTerrorGone

Assassination, BlockyTerrorGone, Conflict, Dead, extremist, freedom, gaza, Hamas, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, Revenge, target killing., terror chief, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Emeralds Found:	9539
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	410462
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of being a hamas terror chief and boasting about ur freedom before getting rekt and dying within hours! build ur own terrorist hideout, recruit minions, and plot world domination all while dodging airstrikes and rival factions. who will be the last terror chief standing? join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

NoMoMosquitoKillsMC

Alaska, Arctic, Canada, cultural diversity, cultural practices, environmental conservation, Eskimos, Greenland, indigenous people, insect behavior, insect control, insect-borne diseases, mosquito bites, mosquito populations, mosquito repellent, mosquitoes, natural remedies, NoMoMosquitoKillsMC, sustainable living, traditional beliefs, traditional knowledge

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1401	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Eskimos who are legit the only peeps who never killed dem pesky mosquitoes. Like, they be chillin’ with dem bugs like it’s no biggie.

Join us and be part of dis epic adventure where u can team up with Eskimos and build a mosquito sanctuary or somethin’. Who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a mosquito and ride it into battle against other players.

So, what u waitin’ for? Come join da madness and be part of dis one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where anything is possible, even makin’ friends with mosquitoes. Let’s get weird, y’all!

CraftyCreeperz

anxiety, coping mechanisms, counseling, CraftyCreeperz, depression, genetic component, genetics, Hereditary, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Psychological, ptsd, PTSD awareness, PTSD support, stress, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	121
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a surprise party every time u log on.

we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of ninja villagers. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken or battle a dragon made out of cheese.

plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a never-ending party where everyone’s invited. we throw epic events like zombie pigman dance parties and llama races.

so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma was a total legend in Minecraft.”