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Crafty Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you horny Minecraft players out there!

Join us on SS Straight Shota Threadhorny people edition for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and steamy encounters. Our community is full of players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly, so get ready to unleash your inner deviant!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Threadhorny, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of naughty players to join in its debaucherous escapades. Will you be brave enough to face the Threadhorny and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join SS Straight Shota Threadhorny people edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of shamelessness – you’re gonna need it!

BounceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Farms Harvested:	827
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie unicorns, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

CraftyChat Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	8852	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some seriously dirty talk! We’ve got players whispering sweet nothings to their diamond pickaxes and seducing creepers with their smooth talk. Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous pick-up lines and steamy chat that will make your blocky world blush. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

CraftyCussin’Land

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Buildings Constructed:	24
New Chunks Explored:	733467	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff and talk about their day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear the most vulgar things you’ve ever heard in your life – we’re talking villagers cursing, creepers trash-talking, and even the Ender Dragon dropping some serious F-bombs. It’s a non-stop party of profanity and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Brothers, a group of players who have mastered the art of building with blocks. Rumor has it they once built a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for laughs. And don’t even get us started on the time they created a rollercoaster that went straight through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your life – and maybe bring some earplugs for all the colorful language you’ll be hearing!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about participating in our legendary llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher? And don’t even get us started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where players strut their stuff on the catwalk while dodging fireball-wielding creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They were greeted by a group of friendly creepers who offered to show them around and teach them how to build a house out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of emeralds and a pet unicorn to ride around on.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the land of kurva anyátok!

WumpaCraft: Where Wumpagoniacs Unite in Pavilion #24!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Emeralds Found:	751	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build, we smoke meth and avoid touching pot like the plague. Our players are so hardcore, they’ve been known to raid villages and steal all the diamonds without getting caught – now that’s talent!

But that’s not all – we have a strict rule about not running from other players, unless you want to risk getting shot with a virtual arrow. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon some questionable activities like…uh, well, let’s just say we have a unique way of playing the game.

So if you’re ready to join a server where anything goes and where being a ‘goniac’ is the norm, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything!

RelaxingParents SMP

Alone Time, balance, Community, coping strategies, Downtime, Emotional support, family, Friends, hobbies, me time, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, parenting, parents, Relaxation, RelaxingParents, self-care, smp, stress relief, support network, wellbeing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	1375	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Whale Watchers in Canada

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Emeralds Found:	3173
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP: play.alathramc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

Website: https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

Custom Fishing	Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding	One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
Custom World	The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
Custom Plugins	Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Alathra?	To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
Can I create my own town or city?	Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?	Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

CraftyWeddingBestMan

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

alluring quirkiness, captivating eccentricities, captivating oddity, captivating peculiarity, charming idiosyncrasies, curious magnetism, distinctive charm, eccentric attractiveness, enchanting peculiarity, fascinating oddities, intriguing features, intriguing peculiarities, oddly attractive, OddlyAttractiveMC, offbeat allure, peculiar attractiveness, Quirky Charm, smp, strange allure, unconventional beauty, Unique Features, unusual appeal

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	775991	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyChicksMC

Awareness, Communication, CraftyChicksMC, emotions, Empathy, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Listening, Men, misconceptions, perspective, reddit, relationships, Respect, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Hey gamers, are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of badass women by your side in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with fierce female players ready to conquer the blocky world with you!

Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.