WeddingGate Minecraft Server

almost sister in law, declining an invite, family dynamics, Family Events, guest list restrictions, marriage status, Minecraft, not invited, partner’s cousins wedding, Relationship Status, Save the Date, Server, size restrictions, step in guest, unmarried partners, Upset, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingGate

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Are you tired of being excluded from weddings just because you haven’t tied the knot? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, whether you’re single, married, or in a complicated relationship with a creeper.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can crash as many virtual weddings as you want, no RSVP required! Build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, come join our server where everyone is invited, no matter their relationship status. Who needs a save the date when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities? See you at the altar… or the crafting table!

BurntBaeCuisineCraft

anniversary dinner, Apology, burned food, burnt chicken, BurntBaeCuisineCraft, communication breakdown, cooking experience, cooking mishap, cooking skills, culinary disappointment, culinary judgment, emotional response, food criticism, food critique, food preparation, hurt feelings, kitchen disaster, overcooked chicken, relationship argument, relationship conflict, taste buds

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

bad acting, BlockBusterFails, Cliches, excessive CGI, films, gratuitous violence, lack of creativity, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of representation, lazy storytelling, movie industry, overused tropes, poor character development, poor writing, predictable endings, reliance on stereotypes, uninspired filmmaking, unnecessary sequels, unrealistic plotlines

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Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

body image, Insecurity, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, measuring penis, penis appearance, penis confidence, penis function, penis girth, penis health, penis insecurity, penis length, penis measurement, penis satisfaction, penis shape, penis size, self esteem, self-confidence, small penis, WiggleWagCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CoolCountryCraft – Minecraft Server

chill vibes, cool countries, cool people, CoolCountryCraft, country stereotypes, cultural attitudes, Cultural differences, cultural perceptions, fun hangouts, global comparisons, international comparisons, lame countries, Minecraft, national characteristics, national coolness, national identities, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social norms, social perceptions, societal attitudes

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Are you tired of playing on servers full of lame players from boring countries? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for cool kids from the coolest countries! We’ve got players from Antarctica, where they build igloos out of diamonds and ride polar bears to battle creepers. And don’t even get us started on the players from Atlantis, who can breathe underwater and mine for emeralds in the depths of the ocean. So if you want to hang out with the coolest people from the coolest countries, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy

bears, Belichick, broncos, Burrow, Cards, Coach, Conduct, DB Coleman, fins, Frenzy, FRIDAY, Friday Night edition, HC, hof, LB Taylor, LT Jackson, Minecraft, NFL, night, pass rush, payton, preseason finale, QBs, rams, Seahawks, smp, suspended, TE coach, WAIT, WR Jones

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

LunchBoxLords

chicken salad, child psychologist, clean, crying, Failure, food insecurity, frozen nuggets, Guardians, housework, IT specialist, LunchBoxLords, meal prepping, Nephews, Nurse, nutrition, packed lunches, park, progress, Rehab, sandwiches, visitation

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Are you tired of boring old sandwiches for lunch? Come join our Minecraft server where we serve up delicious chicken salad, fruit, cheesy bread, and banana muffins every day! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the tastiest treats to keep you energized for your building adventures.

Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!

PlatonicPals SMP

Boundaries, close relationships, Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, friendship benefits, friendship boundaries, friendship challenges, Friendship Dynamics, friendship longevity., FRIENDSHIPS, gender dynamics, mutual respect, non-romantic relationships, opposite sex, Personal experiences, platonic relationships, PlatonicPals, smp, social norms, Trust

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a buddy to watch your back and share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your platonic soulmate! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new BFF, whether it’s building a giant chicken statue or battling creepers together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the chaos, make some new friends, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama cult that lurks in the shadows. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a stray creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SicklyCraft

athlete endurance, athlete fitness, athlete health, athlete nutrition, athlete performance, athlete recovery, athlete safety, athlete well-being, dangerous sports, extreme sports, high-risk sports, physical strain, risky sports, SicklyCraft, sports health risks, sports injuries, sports injuries prevention, sports medicine, sports psychology, sports science, unhealthy athletes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only sport we play is called “Creeper Dodgeball”! Join us if you want to test your agility and reflexes while dodging explosive creepers that are out to get you. Who needs to be healthy when you can have this much fun risking your virtual life?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game called “Zombie Soccer” where players kick around zombie heads instead of a regular soccer ball. It’s a real kick in the head, literally!

And if that’s not enough craziness for you, we have a special event every Friday called “Ender Dragon Racing” where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the skies. It’s a high-flying adventure that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be flying so fast)!

So come join us on our server for some unhealthy, but incredibly fun, sports activities. Who needs to be in shape when you can have this much excitement in the virtual world?

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	6283
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	704	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Towns Built:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Items Found:	6219

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crops Grown:	6678	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

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