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HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8473
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3974	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	107
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	5933	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2709	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4578
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	130
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Towns Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	131	Emeralds Found:	2129
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!