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ExistentialCrisisCraft SMP – “Is there any technology for keeping the existential crises at bay in Minecraft SMP?”

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crops Grown:	4157
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have a creeper blow you up and send you into an existential crisis? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have state-of-the-art technology that will keep those pesky existential crises at bay. Our custom plugin, the “Mindfulness Mate,” will remind you to take breaks and appreciate the beauty of the blocky world around you. Plus, our resident therapist villager, Dr. Enderman, is always available for a counseling session if things get too rough. Join us now and say goodbye to those existential blues!

Crafty Final Fantasy Frenzy – Endwalker Edition

14-hour Broadcast, Alisaie, Crafty, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, Dungeon Melty, early access, Edition, endwalker, FANTASY, FFXIV Meetups, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Frenzy, General news, In-game Events, konosuba s3, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie Meetups, Mr. Nice Guy, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shogun Watch Party, Spooky Club Higurashi Kai, who am i

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching with an exclusive early access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for the release on July 2, 2024 and experience the madness that awaits you.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight alongside your favorite characters and earn epic rewards.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis coming soon. Who knows what treasures await you in this crazy adventure?

But the fun doesn’t stop there. We have cross-region data center travel tests, PvP Series 5, resources, free companies, linkshells, and so much more. Plus, don’t miss out on our movie meetups where you can watch spooky shows like Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Succiety Comes to Play and Be Useful (But Mostly Just Succiety)

acceptance, Assistance, compassion, Crafty, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, help needed, McCraftface, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mentally ill, Play, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, society, Sorry., Succiety, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding, useful

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchantments Applied:	78	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks.

Our community is filled with quirky players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt (and maybe cry a little too, but in a good way). Plus, our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities – who needs to pay bills when you can be mining for diamonds all day?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you’re feeling a little mentally unstable, our server is the perfect place to let loose and embrace the chaos.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Frieren

A, action, Adventure, Adventures, BETRAYAL, blocky, Character development, dark past, destiny, Emotional journey, Epic battles, FANTASY, friendship, frieren, Hidden Secrets, Magic, Manga, McBlockface, Mystery, power struggle, Redemption, strong female lead, Supernatural, which one

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Votes:	4796
Emeralds Found:	634	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	4639	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	437	Players Killed by Monsters:	4929

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

PastaCraft: Where Minecraft meets Italian cuisine!

authentic, best, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, discovery, Espresso, Flavors, food products, Gastronomy, gelato, Gourmet, Italian, italian food, Mediterranean, meets, Minecraft, olive oil, pasta, PastaCraft, pizza, tradition, truffles, wine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	160
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4614	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Italian food adventure! We have virtual pasta that never gets overcooked, pizza that magically replenishes itself, and gelato that never melts (unless you want it to because who doesn’t love a good gelato mess?!).

Explore our virtual Italian marketplace where you can trade for rare food items like truffle-infused diamonds and spaghetti made from unicorn hair. Don’t forget to visit our virtual vineyard where you can stomp grapes with your friends and create the finest virtual wine in all of Minecraft!

So come join us on our server and taste the virtual flavors of Italy like never before. Mangia mangia, gamers! 🍝🍕🍨

MythicalMinecraftMadness

Adventure, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Metafiction, morrowind, myth-making, MythicalMinecraftMadness, Mythological, Mythos, open world, Parody, post-modern, role playing, RPG, satire, simulation, storytelling, video game, Writing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Morrowind meets post-modern parody in a hilariously interactive mythological simulation! Join us for a wild ride through a world where ancient gods battle it out in epic PvP battles, mythical creatures roam the land causing chaos, and players can ride on the backs of unicorns while wielding enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers are Confused

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8732
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.

Blocky Drama Queens

annoyance, Assertiveness, blocky, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, Drama, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Frustration, interpersonal relationships, mental health, mindfulness, patience, personal boundaries, QUEENS, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, social anxiety, Social Skills, Stress Management, understanding others

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore without any social anxiety or annoying interruptions! Our server is a safe haven for introverts and loners alike, where you can escape the chaos of the outside world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players – talk about a thrilling experience! So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying people once and for all!

Frieren’s Fight Club: Where Creepers Cry and Steve’s Fly

AniManga, Author, club, CREEPERS, cry, Demons, diverse party makeup, Explanation, Fight, Fly, frieren, Frierens, mages, magic user, magical combat, Medieval Fantasy, Mountains, peak human body, physical combat, priests, relationships, series, Steves, swordsmen, unarmored body, Warriors

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Votes:	7196
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where you can’t jump 40 meters high without a good excuse? Look no further! Join our server where magic battles are a daily occurrence and humans are buffed to the extreme with just a regular diet and exercise routine.

Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?

PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!