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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3565 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4284 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6033 | Magic Items Found: | 6496 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
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