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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1711 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
– Our server has a good story that will make you question reality. You’ll be on the edge of your block as you uncover the mysteries of our pixelated world.
– Combat on our server is next level. You’ll be battling creepers, zombies, and even the occasional dragon with skills you never knew you had. Get ready to show off your PvP prowess!
– Our DLCs are so amazing, they’ll make other servers jealous. From magical unicorns to flying pigs, there’s no limit to the craziness you’ll find here.
– Sales on our server are so excellent, you’ll be throwing diamonds at the screen to buy all the cool gear and gadgets. Don’t worry, we accept emeralds too.
– We have a cult following that will welcome you with open arms (and possibly sacrifice a few chickens in your honor). Join us and become part of something truly special.
– And best of all, there is absolutely zero Yoshitpiss involvement. Who is Yoshitpiss? We have no idea, but we’re pretty sure you don’t want them anywhere near your Minecraft experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
