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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1719 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly-trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft gods!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the wildest, craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let your inner niji en hako oshi run wild!