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DateNightDisaster Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date experiences, cringe-worthy dates, cruel words, DateNightDisaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating nightmares, disrespectful comments, embarrassing situations., emotional scars, harsh words, heartless comments, hurtful comments, insensitive partners, insensitive remarks, Minecraft, offensive remarks, painful memories, relationship disasters, rude behavior, Server, worst date

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of being rejected in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about awkward dates again, because on our server, the only rejection you’ll face is from that pesky creeper trying to blow you up! Plus, who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress others with your epic building skills and survival tactics? So come on, join us and let’s build a love story that even Romeo and Juliet would envy!

NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats

2000s kids, 80s babies, 90s kids, 90sCartoonTats, animation, cartoon character, character tattoo, Childhood, childhood memories, design, era, iconic, ink, long tail tags, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicInk, pop culture, Retro, tattoo, vintage

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.

Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.

But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!

NoodleWarsMC

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1684	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2120	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!