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Down to Earth Deana Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between two wild and crazy characters to hang out with!

Deana, the down to earth girl who loves nothing more than a good mining session and a cozy night by the campfire. Or Maddie, the spoiled brat who will stop at nothing to get her hands on the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game.

Join our server for the chance to team up with one of these lovely ladies and embark on epic adventures filled with drama, romance, and of course, plenty of blocky shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Choose your Minecraft bae and let the fun begin!

Slop Viewing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ores Mined:	6481	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco club run by Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for enchanted gear.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on the back of a giant slime while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Bau Bau’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BAU, Baus, BLOCK, long tail tags, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry wolves dressed in tuxedos! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted apples that give you superpowers. Fly like a bird, shoot fireballs from your fingertips, or even turn invisible and prank your friends. The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Only the strongest will survive and claim the title of PvP champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join BAU BAU now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’Anime Flopped Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing ever goes according to plan! Join us if you enjoy constant surprises, unexpected twists, and a healthy dose of madness.

Our server is like no other, with players constantly finding themselves in bizarre situations. From accidentally spawning a horde of angry llamas in the middle of a peaceful village to building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves wearing sunglasses. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us and see for yourself what went wrong – in the best possible way!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server – it’s like the VIP section of a virtual club! We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas serving you virtual drinks, creeper fireworks shows every night, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Build-A-Block” workshop where you can create your own custom mobs – I swear, I saw someone make a flying pig with laser eyes last week! So, is this ranking accurate? Honey, this server is so lit, it’s off the charts! You better join before the party gets too wild for you to handle!

Friendship Minecraft SMP: How Do You Deal With Your Friends, Family, Acquaintances, Co Workers…

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crops Grown:	6906	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a real-life soap opera where everyone is gossiping about you behind your back? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond pickaxes. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll forget all about those pesky group chat whispers and focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your mad building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and leave the drama llama behind!

Shift World – Season 1 Minecraft server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6138	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Shift World – This is a vanilla Minecraft server based on classic and RP survival without griefing and private. We have stable online, high TPS and constant updates!

Server address:

shiftworld.fun

Version:

1.21.1 Java Edition

• The server is available for playing with a pirated version of the game

• PlasmoVoice and EmoteCraft are installed on the server

shiftworld.fun

Trump’s Economy Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Emeralds Found:	9085
Secret Passages Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of worrying about the economy when you could be worrying about which block to place next on our server? Join us and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is so lit, even Trump is too busy playing Minecraft to worry about the economy. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your creativity!

Chuddy Minecraft SMP Vibe

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	65	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens, or getting pranked by our resident prankster who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet!

So if you’re feeling chuddy and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a server that’s anything but normal. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

7.11 Patch Notes, Casual CC, Christmas Theme Mixer, Crafty, crystal, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Empyreum, Events, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Getter Robo, Goblin, Linkshells, Mateus, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, Resources, Server, The Pillars, Trail, True Detective, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the patch notes are as epic as a Final Fantasy game! Join us for some crazy adventures and meetups that will make your head spin faster than a Getter Robo!

Need resources? We got ’em! Want to join a Free Company or Linkshell? We got those too! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events – from casual CC meetups to Christmas theme mixers, we’ve got something for everyone!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as wild and wacky as ours? We’re like True Detective episodes come to life, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!