Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your real-life problems. Say goodbye to clingy partners and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual friends.
Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even have time to think about your ex and their issues. You’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to care!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and start a new chapter in your life filled with fun, adventure, and maybe even a few virtual romances along the way. Who needs real relationships when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and pigs fly through the sky. You’ll never be bored with our endless supply of mini-games, from spleef to parkour to a game where you have to tame a wild llama with nothing but a bucket of water and a dream.
So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is a good time.
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn named Sparkles. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your prize.
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. we stick together like glue made from dragon tears and fairy dust. and if anyone tries to mess with us, we’ll unleash our army of rainbow-colored sheep to trample them into oblivion.
so come join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the llamas get restless and start a rebellion!
we got pigs that can fly, like legit fly, not just jump off a cliff and glide for a bit. these pigs got wings, man.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they wear little top hats and monocles and walk around like they own the place. it’s hilarious.
and the best part? our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yeah, you heard me right. you mine ’em, you eat ’em. it’s a win-win situation.
so come on down to our server, where the creepers are friendly, the villagers dance like nobody’s watching, and the sun sets in a rainbow of colors. you won’t regret it, i swear.
We got fiber-optic cables runnin’ through 2700 meters of borehole, keepin’ tabs on them tiny ice quakes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the ice streams ain’t just flowin’ like regular ol’ water, nah, they be movin’ like viscous honey with some stick-slip motion thrown in for good measure.
If you wanna experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the excitement of geological phenomena, then this server is the place to be. Join us and witness the wonders of nature in blocky form. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
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| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
The server is currently on its 4th season which started in the middle of August in ’24.
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to reset for a very long time.
You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.
Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
We’ve got giant white cocks for you to suck in the game – no shame, just fun!
Explore new worlds and build amazing creations while embracing your deepest desires.
Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner brown male fantasy in a safe and welcoming environment.
Join now and let the madness begin!