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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5878 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3637 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 934722 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!