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CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!

YesToMinecraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	126
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!

JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

armed resistance, Assassination, Conflict, deputy, gaza, idf, international relations, Israel, JabariCraft, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, Mohammed al-Jabari, palestine, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, RETALIATION, security forces, Server, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, weapons production

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	451423	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	180	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBodyPositivity

beauty standards, Black Nigerian women, BlockyBodyPositivity, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body image perception, body positivity, body positivity movement, Cultural differences, cultural influences, culture, Diversity, Eastern Asian Chinese women, ethnicity, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-perception, societal norms, White Western women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

Mechafem Minecraft Server

anime character, Anime Series, Artificial Intelligence, female Mechamaru, female robot, Futuristic technology, gender bending, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender speculation, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Mech Pilot, Mechafem, Mechamaru, Minecraft, Robot Girl, robotic avatar, Server, speculative fiction

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!

SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet discussion, message board, Minecraft, No. 15399201, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online privacy, online thread, Shenanigans, smp, Umm, user anonymity., user forum, User-generated content

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Animals Bred:	52	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9486	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	9823
Chimeras Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	83
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.