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GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dimension Hops:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3979	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	120
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Void Gems Collected:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6141
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	154
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	2803	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!