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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4889 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.
oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.
if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.
