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Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, Allies, Chaos, controversy, Corruption, Demand, Democracy, disputed election, election, fraud, Government, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, receipts, Server, south america, transparency, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

breaking news, CraftyEvansPrisonSwap, current events, Evan Gershkovich, Evan Gershkovich release, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, major news, Media, News, political news, press freedom, prisoner exchange, prisoner swap, reporter, russia, russia news, Russian politics, wsj

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	2902	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 consequences, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-haul symptoms, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological effects, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric effects

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Farms Harvested:	636
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

Anime, content creators, Corpos, digital influencers, discussion, Entertainment, favorite Vtubers, Gaming, Hide, indies, internet culture, Minecraft, off-topic raids, Online Community, Report, Server, shitposting, streaming, Ultimate, Uoh, UohCraft, Uoooooh Global, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2745	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5358	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!

New A.I. Finds Minecraft SMP Madness

A.I, A.I. creations, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, cutting-edge technology, data analysis, deep learning, emerging technology, finds, Futuristic technology, innovation, machine learning, madness, Minecraft, neural networks, New A.I., obscure A.I., programming, recent A.I., robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we showcase the weirdest and wildest A.I. creations from across the multiverse! Ever seen a robot chicken that can do the moonwalk? Or a sentient toaster that tells jokes? Well, you’ll find all that and more on our server!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of A.I. gone wild, where our resident robots have been known to break out into dance parties and challenge players to rap battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where a mad scientist is creating a robot army to take over the world!

So if you’re ready to explore the wacky world of artificial intelligence in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of crazy creations you can discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of robotic shenanigans await you on our server!

AllergicRoomieCatDrama

allergic roommate, AllergicRoomieCatDrama, allergy management, cat allergies, cat ownership, Communication Issues, getting a cat, living arrangements, managing allergies, nonnegotiable, pet accommodations, pet agreement, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet ownership rights, pet therapy, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate expectations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Farms Harvested:	753
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of pets and standing your ground! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy roommates and even crazier cat allergies.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, your roommate starts causing drama over a cat. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your right to have a furry companion!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, where alliances are tested, friendships are forged, and allergies are conquered. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a fearless defender of feline friends!

DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

Adventure, career, Destination, dream, dream city, dream country, Dream destination, dream job, dream life, dream location, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, ideal, Lifestyle, Live, location, opportunity, Play, Relocation, smp, travel, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

anti-Israel, BlockyHamas, Condemnation, Conflict, demonstration, Erdogan, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, Istanbul, killing, March, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, perfidious, Politics, pro-Hamas, protest, Server, solidarity, turkey

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

PrisonSwapCraft

Conflict Resolution, detainment, Diplomacy, exchange, freedom of press, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Justice, Media, multi-country, Négotiation, News, Politics, prisoner swap, PrisonSwapCraft, released, reporter, russia, united states, US

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	7962
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.